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hi I'm sebastien i probably find myself funnier than anybody else does

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

joeytrentacosta:

Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year

joeytrentacosta:

Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this